GREG GUTFELD: It’s up to everyone to disincentivize faulty thinking
You know, when I was in college back in the day, we had something called “Mickey Mouse” courses. These were classes you took where you were sure to get an … Read More
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GREG GUTFELD: If the U.N. can’t call out sexual atrocity, what good are they?
Happy Monday, everybody. So today’s Democrats are as confused as Dylan Mulvaney‘s gynecologist. Because what big-name Dems are realizing now is that after all the posturing about standing with the … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: Deadspin’s Carron Phillips only has a byline because he’s a race-baiter
Happy Wednesday, everybody. Except you. So, America continues to suffer from a tragic shortage of white racists. Oh, they have plenty of others, but we’re running low on the pale … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: Racial harm means whatever these hucksters want it to mean at that moment
Happy Tuesday, everybody. Now, you might not like this, but it’s time to decenter whiteness. Recently, anti-racist activist Janice Gassam Asare, who’s so full of hot air, she has gas … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: This George Floyd documentary could expose a pretty big lie
Happy Monday, everybody. You look fantastic. I’m lying. So let’s talk about Derek Chauvin. You remember, the Minneapolis cop convicted for killing George Floyd? Chauvin was just stabbed in federal … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: Western civilization is on the brink of collapse under Biden’s divided nation
I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving. I know I did. Those New York pigeons are actually pretty tasty. Now, since it’s a holiday weekend, I thought we’d keep things … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: Trump derangement syndrome evolved into a disease
By now you’ve heard the phrase Trump derangement syndrome, but maybe it’s time you graduated from syndrome to disease, because while a syndrome refers to symptoms, a disease refers to … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: Any video that didn’t fit the committee’s narrative was ditched like one of Biden’s grandkids
Happy Monday. Control yourself – put your pants back on! So let’s talk about January 6th. I know, I know. But was it really, as our mainstream media contends, 9/11 … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: The ‘stupid fad’ of people enforcing pronouns is ‘dying’
If you want a textbook example of hysteria, look no further than the pronoun craze. Just a handful of years ago, this was never a thing. No one talked about … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: Is the Secret Service pretending to suck at its job in order to protect the Biden family?
All right, let’s do it. The Secret Service is stumped by this baggie of bump. There you go. Remember when somebody left a bag of cocaine in the White House? … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: Disastrous opening for ‘The Marvels’ is a message to Hollywood that ‘ultra-woke’ doesn’t sell
Happy Monday, everybody. So there’s a new Marvel movie out, and apparently it sucks. I haven’t seen it yet because, as you know, I have better things to do. VIDEO … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: House of Representatives censures Rashida Tlaib in a bipartisan vote, ‘we’ll take it’
Sit down, Sit down. Sit down. Happy Wednesday, everyone. So if you were going about your business yesterday and suddenly felt the Earth shudder on its axis, it’s not because … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: The only thing that gets Dems to act like adults is the fear they will lose to Trump
Happy Monday, everybody. So, like anyone who ever bought a book by Brian Kilmeade, we understand buyer’s remorse. And these days, nobody gets that better than your average Democrat. As … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: Thanks to the oppressed mindset, we aren’t capable of understanding what Israel is fighting for
So, imagine you’re on a subway and some wild man strikes your wife in the face. Before you can react, a bunch of activists jumps between you and the attacker … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: The left’s built-in excuse for their failed ideas is white supremacy
So as the mainstream media obsesses over the Republican speaker chaos, they’re just as happy to ignore a far deeper divide among the Dems. And all it took was 1,400 … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: Biden’s turned what’s left of our country into a terror magnet
I love it. I love you. All right. That’s it. Calm down. All right. So let’s admit, America is a very lucky country. We got Chick-fil-A and we got Shannon … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: This letter from Harvard student groups could have been written by Hamas
Happy Tuesday. How you doing? Good to see you all. All right, that’s enough. So if you haven’t visited a college campus lately, you’d be in for a shock. And … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: You know we got problems when the Ayatollah, our politicians and academia all sound alike
We’re back. I hope. So here we are in America. Where just days ago, the streets were filled with gleeful extremists who somehow aren’t considered “extremist” by our own government … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: Los Angeles Unified is more focused on National Coming Out Day than reading, math scores
Fall is upon us and the kids are back in class. Finally, I have the skateboard park to myself, so I can rollerblade shirtless. So what is the L.A. Unified … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: Liberals in power know the mainstream media will give them more cover
Happy Tuesday, everyone. So Democrat Congressman Jamaal Bowman has had himself a week and it’s only Tuesday. On Saturday, Bowman pulled a fire alarm at the Capitol and claimed he … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: The left has scrapped all norms to try to get rid of the big orange meanie
Happy Monday, everybody. And strap yourselves in because we’re about to get deeper than my proctologist after he takes off his Rolex. Tonight’s show is more than entertainment, it’s three … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: Mike Pence tried to tell a few dad jokes
Happy Thursday, everyone. So is it really so great to have presidential debates? Yeah. It’s time to review. VIDEO: The futile rally in Simi Valley. Yeah, as you can see … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: When you’re a Democrat, corruption is just a fact of life
Happy Tuesday, everybody. After no interruption, the Dems lean into corruption. It’s Tuesday. So you know what that means. ‘GUTFELD!’ VIDEO: We’ll take your money. Don’t ask where it’s goin’. … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: Sarah Ashton-Cirillo is the American voice Zelenskyy didn’t see coming
Yes. Yes. Happy Thursday everybody. You look fantastic. I’m lying, but I’m so excited because it’s time for. ANNOUNCER: If you look into the mirror, and you don’t like what … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: Let a real court, not the court of public opinion decide Russell Brand’s fate
Yes. Yeah. Thank you, very, very nice. Nice, control yourself. There’s only one of me, but thanks for being here tonight because we’re about to have a difficult conversation. Wow, … Read More
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott accuses Biden administration of cutting razor wire at border: ‘Opening the floodgates’
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott accused the Biden administration of recently cutting razor wire that the Lone Star State had installed in Eagle Pass. The comments were made as Texas officials … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: How many ‘wokesters’ have refused good advice because the experts had the wrong politics?
Happy Tuesday, everyone. What a mildly attractive group. So, he thought his doctor was a jerk until his heart no longer worked. Comedian and actor Bob Odenkirk has been kicking … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: The media act like this was the worst thing to happen in a theater since Lincoln’s assassination
Happy Monday, everybody, from scenic New York. Now’s the time of year where leaves start to fall on the homeless people. And along with the smells of skunk, weed and … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: Ultra-liberal WaPo columnist David Ignatius is throwing in the security blanket
So President Biden is dead-last when it comes to the Democratic choice for president. I should read this prompter better. Yet, it’s not just the right anymore who’s stating the … Read More
GREG GUTFELD: This country remains the most successful experiment in human governance of all time
Good evening, you capitalist pigs. You know, there once was a time when I loved my audience. You were the smartest, bravest, most unique collection of people anywhere. Most of … Read More